frank: when can we do it, you say?
bob: well, maybe today.
sal: how about in may?
rick: i dont have enough money to pay!

child: i want a bunny!
mother: you tell her hunny.
father: i  am so sorry, buy we dont have money.
(child laughs.) mother: thats not funny.

"this is your clue
it is up to you
to stop the spreding of the flu"
said sue.

gillbert: i listen to rap!
david: thats crap!
jan: the beat goes zap zap.
david: where isthe map?
gilbert: its under the tap.

tom: hi dad.....
dad: hi. why do you look so sad?
tom: im not sad. im glad.
dad: glad? how about mad?
tom: no. today, in my school play, i had a dad who was bad!

jack: are you a woman or a dude?

jessica: how rude!!

jack:  oh, i forgot to include......

jessica: not now....  do you remember your concert last night?  you got booed!!!!

mr. matters:   look atthat sight!
sue:   that looks tight!
sam: i like the light
dan & sue together:   thats right!!

sue: what color is your bed?
frank: its red.
sue: what?            frank:  ITS RED! DID YOU HEAR ME, TED?
he said nothing.     frank: TED!!!!    then he started talking:  MY NAME IS NOT TED!! ITS FREDD!!

a couple were fighting because the husband broke the car mirror

husband: pick up that phone!
wife:  there is no tone!
husband: your so beautiful when you are mad. i love you like a dog loves a bone.
now i need to call auto zone

child:  what is that thing?
father:  that is bling.
you see it on people who sing
if i buy it for you, you better not even give it the slightest ding!