plate

"give me that plate!
i need it for my date
tonight. yesterday was wierd. she told me to wait
then she told me to check her pulse rate."

"hay look! there's three!"
said the child while the father was driving.  "three what?" said the father. "tree."
said the child. the father said, "wow! they are free!
lets get some, bree!"

sign

''do you see that sign?''
"the first word is fine."
"what is the rest?" he asked his 4 year old doughter. "dine"
she said. "when it is in the ships, they rap it in twine."

tire

i just put on a new tire
now i need to fix the speaker wire
but i dont know how, so i will hire
someone. that way it wont catch on fire.