this is about a mom.
she met a guy named tom
tom was a computer guy. his business was blank.com
their family is the bomb!

frank: when can we do it, you say?
bob: well, maybe today.
sal: how about in may?
rick: i dont have enough money to pay!

child: i want a bunny!
mother: you tell her hunny.
father: i  am so sorry, buy we dont have money.
(child laughs.) mother: thats not funny.

"this is your clue
it is up to you
to stop the spreding of the flu"
said sue.

gillbert: i listen to rap!
david: thats crap!
jan: the beat goes zap zap.
david: where isthe map?
gilbert: its under the tap.

tom: hi dad.....
dad: hi. why do you look so sad?
tom: im not sad. im glad.
dad: glad? how about mad?
tom: no. today, in my school play, i had a dad who was bad!

jack: are you a woman or a dude?

jessica: how rude!!

jack:  oh, i forgot to include......

jessica: not now....  do you remember your concert last night?  you got booed!!!!