frank: when can we do it, you say?
bob: well, maybe today.
sal: how about in may?
rick: i dont have enough money to pay!

child: i want a bunny!
mother: you tell her hunny.
father: i  am so sorry, buy we dont have money.
(child laughs.) mother: thats not funny.

"this is your clue
it is up to you
to stop the spreding of the flu"
said sue.

gillbert: i listen to rap!
david: thats crap!
jan: the beat goes zap zap.
david: where isthe map?
gilbert: its under the tap.

tom: hi dad.....
dad: hi. why do you look so sad?
tom: im not sad. im glad.
dad: glad? how about mad?
tom: no. today, in my school play, i had a dad who was bad!

jack: are you a woman or a dude?

jessica: how rude!!

jack:  oh, i forgot to include......

jessica: not now....  do you remember your concert last night?  you got booed!!!!

mr. matters:   look atthat sight!
sue:   that looks tight!
sam: i like the light
dan & sue together:   thats right!!

sue: what color is your bed?
frank: its red.
sue: what?            frank:  ITS RED! DID YOU HEAR ME, TED?
he said nothing.     frank: TED!!!!    then he started talking:  MY NAME IS NOT TED!! ITS FREDD!!

a couple were fighting because the husband broke the car mirror

husband: pick up that phone!
wife:  there is no tone!
husband: your so beautiful when you are mad. i love you like a dog loves a bone.
now i need to call auto zone

child:  what is that thing?
father:  that is bling.
you see it on people who sing
if i buy it for you, you better not even give it the slightest ding!

plate

"give me that plate!
i need it for my date
tonight. yesterday was wierd. she told me to wait
then she told me to check her pulse rate."

"hay look! there's three!"
said the child while the father was driving.  "three what?" said the father. "tree."
said the child. the father said, "wow! they are free!
lets get some, bree!"

sign

''do you see that sign?''
"the first word is fine."
"what is the rest?" he asked his 4 year old doughter. "dine"
she said. "when it is in the ships, they rap it in twine."

tire

i just put on a new tire
now i need to fix the speaker wire
but i dont know how, so i will hire
someone. that way it wont catch on fire.

bart

once there was a man named bart
who had a big heart
he fell in love with a woman pushing a cart
when the wedding took place, he wasnt there for his part.

the man got into his car,
and headed to the bar
but on the road, they were layng tar
he said, "the other way is too far".

i am so sorry, but  will not be posting today.

i will post on 10-15-09 5pm--8pm

thank you for understanding.

once there was a man named bob
who just got a job.
he is now i a mob,
but he doesnt like to rob.

love is like a rose.....

love is like a rose
it waits for when the wind blows
to do its beautiful pose
and what keeps it going is watter from the hose.